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Hello all, my name is Parker. Also known as: That one girl, Joey, Charlie, Honeycomb, and Loki.
Mostly avengers blog. My blog is indeed NSFW so be warned.
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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

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thaibrator:

checks important chart before calling travel agency

image

"yes i’ll take a one way ticket to Congo, thanks"

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sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART

(Source: batmangs)

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virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

image

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gang0fwolves:

I love my skin!

Im gonna cry :’)..

(Source: arthaemisia)

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toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

(Source: lackadaisicalify)

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iwishihadafather:

zooeydeschannoying:

BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!

THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?

(Source: sluttyemoji)

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jackpowerx:

geekygothgirl:

The original is good, the comment is STUNNING. Love it!

So, basically, this is a symbolic representation of internalized misogyny:

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mygayshoes:

lexatu:

casual reminder that australia is a conspiracy and all australian bloggers are russian spies

Клеветнические ЛОЖЬ …… мате

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aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else

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spookyboy:

Beetlejuice (1988)

(Source: oh-evokeme)

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(Source: tockthewatchdog)

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littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

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sgtjimbarnes:

Someone take these movies away from me.

posted 35 minutes ago with 3,243 notes
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