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Hello all, my name is Parker. Also known as: That one girl, Joey, Charlie, Honeycomb, and Loki. Mostly avengers blog. My blog is indeed NSFW so be warned. If you wanna talk just message me. Throw your skypes at me i want friends.



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fucktonofanatomyreferencesreborn:

A groovy fuck-ton of (feminine) shoe references [part 1].

[From various sources]

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coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

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somethingwithrainandbows:

This is funnier than it should be.

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cfplayer:

Remember that time I jumped on Tom Hiddleston’s back?

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cumbercrieff:

yakisobaru:

Bofur pls

image

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micdotcom:

7 ways white people can combat their privilege

It’s important for everyone to begin thinking and behaving in ways that relinquish white privilege and white supremacy when it noticeably impacts daily life. Because it’s not about admitting it anymore. It’s about giving it up. Here’s a few ways how that can happen.

What you can do in public | Follow micdotcom 

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volcanize:

This Explains Everything

I’m really proud of this one guys

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#right side holla

chasedownthedream:

solar-citrus:

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

for you

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hoursago:

we’re taking bets for when tom’s set photos start showing up though right? because i am all in

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mugglebornheadcanon:

1027. Muggleborns who refuse to be sorted at the feast because they are already annoyed by the house rivalries and they’ve only been on the train.

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sunshinesongbird:

"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”

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runakvaed:

asgardianamora:

lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant:

Thor: “How cute… Now I will mess your shit up.”

you think he gives ladies that look before he gives them the other mjolnir and it’s just like
image

I may be reblogging my own gif, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

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#lol

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progressiveresistance:

tumblinwithhotties:

Boy Culture (US, 2006) - Darryl Stephens

Preach. It. BROTHER!!!

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