Author of Woes


Hello all, my name is Parker. Also known as: That one girl, Joey, Charlie, Honeycomb, and Loki.
Mostly avengers blog. My blog is indeed NSFW so be warned.
If you wanna talk just message me. Throw your skypes at me i want friends.

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onedaeyin:

Got my nose pierced ahh

luciferofficial:

brendanwtf:

Stop calling sex “the frick frack” 2014

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itsanexperimentjohn:

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aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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#*dead*

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squidnapped:

surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

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coolschmoolzines:

Hawkeye #19 was well worth the wait. I thought nothing would ever top Pizza Dog.

#19 is mostly in sign language with very little subtitles showing just how awesome the medium of comics can be.

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anthonyedwardstarks:

Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man. [insp x]

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wizzard890:

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armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

share lists, photos, and the means of production

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adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

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-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

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#TINY BIRDY OH MY GOSH

spac-elizardp0rn:

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ashleeshaddix:

No one loves food as much as The Rock does.

Absolutely impossible to pick a favorite

It’s almost as if you can smell what The Rock is cooking in these photos.

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If I was a god, what kind of god would I be?

yarrayora:

Bonus point if you add some mythos about me

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