Author of Woes

Hello all, my name is Parker. Also known as: That one girl, Joey, Charlie, Honeycomb, and Loki.
Mostly avengers blog. My blog is indeed NSFW so be warned.
If you wanna talk just message me. Throw your skypes at me i want friends.



people assume everyone who is in a relationship with someone of a different gender is straight and it’s very :/

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on top of some of the realest shit that’s been said on daytime cartoon network this sequence had beautiful stylish animation, I hope we see more variation in the show’s art. We already had that one whole episode by Masaaki Yuasa

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things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people
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I’ll swim and sail on savage seas

with ne’er a fear of drowning

And gladly ride the waves of life

if you will marry me

I’ve had a sketch of this sitting in my folder for a while now, and galtenoble’s gorgeous art inspired me to finish it! I’m so in love with these two ahh//

It’s adorable!

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Ball-jointed Dragons by Cuarto~

I need 20

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This frame I found as I was making a gif made me think a ton of things and none of them is serious

what do you mean, little Hiccup? SMOOTH Hiccup in a box is more like it.

*slurred* Dargoons??


Where’s that goddamn ‘take me’ gif when you need it?

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what if every god in every religion existed

like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike were all chillin on some clouds

and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they got into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one

“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”

“Ra for the last freaking time you did it last week”

#disney what are you waiting for

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"Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. What about lembas bread? Everybody loves lembas bread!"


Clint has a very specific skill set

he doesn’t care who he uses it for

or on

Anonymous inquired:

*reads tags* Woah there tell me when your birthday is and I'll shower you with words. I had my 16th about a month ago and it wasn't exactly through-the-roof, so I'm gonna make sure that at least you get spammed with nice messages.

aweeee you are so sweet….it’s August 20th uwu

Anonymous inquired:

Well, my nickname is Ana. :) Like... AH nuh. Lots of people mispronounce it and my full name.

Hehe, my name is Parker…so it’s always amusing to watch subs read roll and see if they react to me being a girl not a boy :P I got Mr. Epps once bc of it oops

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#fucking names #Anonymous


The tsar of Asgard by Sinto-risky

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Anonymous inquired:

Ok maybe not that far...I'm from California. But I still hold true to my words senpai

Hehe. Will you at least tell me your name greyface?

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#please? #Anonymous